The 12 Zooms of Christmas – Sing-A-Long!
“The 12 Days of Christmas”.
Are you still getting frustrated by your back-to-back virtual calls? You are not alone.
To cheer you up, I made up this funny song to celebrate ZOOM boobs, TEAMS troubles and vexatious virtual vulgarities!
Set that tune playing in your head …ready? I’ll count you in…
1…2…3…
On the first Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
An unmuted naked body!
On the second Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
2 Tech failures
On the third Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
3 Unmade beds
On the fourth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
4 Double chins
On the fifth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
5 LED light rings!
On the sixth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
6 Kids-A-Playing (on Xbox!)
On the seventh Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
7 Toddlers screaming
On the eighth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
8 Cats meowing
On the ninth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
9 Dogs a-barking
On the tenth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
10 Bosses sleeping
On the eleventh Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
11 B*stards typing
On the twelfth Zoom of Christmas, someone gave to me
12 Late for a meeting
Please do share your suggestions – I’d love to add yours in next week!
Happy Holidays and enjoy some screen-free-ME-time.
If you’d like me to run any of my popular camera-confidence masterclasses like ‘How to ACE Hybrid Meetings’ – drop me a line at esther@estherstanhope.com I’d love to help.